Musician Enthusiast Gifts

'Hold on! I thought you were a protege of Warren Buffett, not Jimmy Buffett!'

Mardi Gras

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Kritik's Korner

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Elvis Presley

Piano Recital

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

You are my sunshine!

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''