Music Enthusiast Gifts

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

Bob Dylan gets an electric toothbrush

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

Cat symphony conductor

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Ineffective conducting.

Loud Chorister

"Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl..."

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Violin practice.

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Piano concerto for the deaf.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Dog with an ear trumpet listening to the gramaphone.

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

Don't sit next to the violinists.

'Randal darling. The piano tuna's here.'

"You seem to have a song in your heart."

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

Cymbals.

"The strings are catgut."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

A Concert.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

"Any requests, babe, before I call it a night?"

'A little 'fade out' music, please.'