Music Enthusiast Pillows

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

"This one goes verse, verse, chorus, train."

"Ma! The cool kids at school won't let me play!"

Dogs rowing a boat while listening to a gramophone.

Look! I'm doing it! I'm doing Jazz!

Pumpkin Spice Girls

Ineffective conducting.

Loud Chorister

"It's the cutback in funding. They say he's cheap and versatile."

'They'll get better in time, but right now I call them the 'Okay Chorale'.'

Violin practice.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'His BACH is worse than his bite.'

Piano concerto for the deaf.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

'Nice try buddy, but we know the score. You were involved, but you only played a small part. What we want to know is who orchestrated this thing.'

Dog with an ear trumpet listening to the gramaphone.

"Wow, thanks. I'm a big fan. I've downloaded all your stuff."

Don't sit next to the violinists.

'Randal darling. The piano tuna's here.'

'This next song is about burning bridges, and how now, I wish I hadn't.'

"The strings are catgut."

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

"You seem to have a song in your heart."

Cymbals.

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Any requests, babe, before I call it a night?"

"When did we switch from magazines to musical instruments?"

September Song.

Singer's shadow covering it's ears.

Chorister's Loose Teeth

A Concert.

'A little 'fade out' music, please.'

"That's very deep house."