Music Enthusiasts Pillows

'A little more practice and I'm sure you'll get it right.'

Surgeons prepare for the world's first loopendectomy. Objective: Remove that part of the brain that plays the same snippet of music over and over and over.

Hip/ hip-hop replacements.

'You know, I think the kid's actually improving!' (dog is playing the violin).

The Echoes at Killarney

Muscle Music.

"It was a stimulus check impulse buy."

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."

"What's my motivation?"

"I'd show you my mini Hi Fi but you just trod on it."

We are looking to develop staff skills...but singing Queens greatest hits while balancing a bottle of beer on your face isn't one of them.

I hope we can get our money back for these tickets.'

'I thought you said we were going to see a show with sex and violence.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

'By golly, Henrietta, I think we've got ourselves a prodigy!'

"Hey look Dad! It's Kylie Minnow."

Literal Music.

Allegro Marziale - in a lively military style.

"This family group idea is the lamest thing we've ever done!"

Spiro & Pusho playing on bagpipe

Erotic Music

'Ooh...that must be Charlotte's place.'

Pastoral Choirs

Born Cynical,,,,

Madonna caricature.

Covid Drum

The Ed Sheeran Room

'Yes, but your musical opinion is incorrect.'

Hilary's Slow Boat to china Routine.

"Oh well, now we can say that music saved our lives..."

"You're refusing to hold hands with me? But we've been dating for weeks! What's changed you all of a sudden?" "It became more and more obvious what a big Cheryl Crow fan you are! That's what!"

"So, what's your favourite band. . ?"

U2's Bono named in Paradise papers tax scandal

"How was the gig you went to last night?"