Musical Enthusiast Pillows

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"

'Then...we went back and identified moments that cried out for a song.'

Test tube baby singing: 'All I want is a womb somewhere...'

Violin Practice

In Deep Denial

The hills are alive...with the sound of mucous.

"This time, I'm afraid it's serious. He just met a girl named Maria."

'Don't you know any other song besides 'Singing in the Rain'?'

Trump! The Musical

'I don't recall Pamela Anderson playing sister Maria.'

"Thanks for auditioning for singing in the rain, unfortunately you were pissing in the wind"

Singing in the rain...

'Joe the Plumber' The Musical.

"Don't tell anyone, but I've seen Cats 27 times."

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Dressing the tree

"If I was a rich man, googly googly googly. . ."

"No animals were harmed during this production."

Three Little Maids from School

"If you know sushi, like I knew sushi..."

Drunken sailor

Liza Minnelli

From the Latest (Taking a) Hit Musical Fat Cats

On the Town.

Singing in the Acid Rain.

La La Brain

"Yeah, we communicate through song: my life is a constant musical..."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Iraq war inquiry...'

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"You're right. I guess they can make anything into a musical."

Doris Day

"Look! There's a song in his heart."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"Well, his Major-General was pretty bad..."

"Follow, follow, follow, follow, follow the yellowish brown road!"