Music Player Aficionado Pillows

Novelties. Look! I got a rubber singing fish! Neat! An I-Cod! (Published originally May 28, 2007.)

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

Trump! The Musical

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Orchestra.

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Piano Recital

Elvis Presley

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'