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Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Rap music

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'What rhymes with D minus?'