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Paris, 1922, George Gershwin and Franz Kafka try to write a musical.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

Weather Centre Karaoke. Man singing - "Send in the clouds."

'Forgettable' - The Hit Musical

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Record Shop Lloyd Webber/Non Lloyd Webber

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

Alfredo is horrified

Phoebe Meryll

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

Lin-Manuel Miranda

"I love these black and white films."

Jo Ann Veneziano

'The hills are alive with the sound of moo-sick!'

The Gulag Archipelago.

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

Cats on Broadway

White Wine on Ice!

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

Felix Mendelssohn

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Orchestra.

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"