The Music Aficionado T-Shirts

'Are you here for the job interviews too?'

Cocktails on the verandah.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

Rhapsody in Blue.

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Trump! The Musical

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Reese Witherspoon

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Chano Pozo,

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Woman crying with happiness.

Fossil record player.

Bryan Ferry

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"This number goes out to all the little people I met on my way back down."

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Eric Clapton.