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"I didn't like the direction the band was going, so I decided to strike out on my own."

Kurt Cobain

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Adam Duritz

Steve Hackett

Freddie Mercury

"How awful! - was he a band, or an orchestra conductor?"

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

EWE 2.

'If only every year was an election year.'

Orchestra.

Back to school.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."