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"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

While admiring his freshly washed '58 Impala, Burt Bacharach gets inspired.

Cocktails on the verandah.

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

Elvis Presley

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Chano Pozo,

Eric Clapton.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

My other cello is a Stradivari

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Woman crying with happiness.

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Quartet.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'