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"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

'Your wife has given birth to the blues.'

Fossil record player.

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Bryan Ferry

My other cello is a Stradivari

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Woman crying with happiness.

Six jazz instruments.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

Quartet.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Violin Practise