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"I've got a bad feeling about this Kenneth.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

George Michael

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Bryan Ferry

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Fossil record player.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Woman crying with happiness.

My other cello is a Stradivari

Eric Clapton.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Elevator Music

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'