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Cat Shoots out of Tuba.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

Anna Calvi

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

Elvis Presley

"Toi Toi Toi!"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

Bryan Ferry

Eric Clapton.

Fossil record player.

Woman crying with happiness.

"I like his earlier work better, particularly the ones I said I didn't like at the time."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Elevator Music

Jimi Hendrix.

Kultural K9's.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

"So, to sum up, I would like to say that Shakespeare is an awesome genius in the same category as Albert Einstein and Jerry Garcia."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

Violin Practise

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."