Tune Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Legal just called. That tune you're whistling is a copyright infringement.'

'If only I could write music that would have that much influence over people.'

Predatory Pianos.

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Man playing the flute

'Must you keep whistling 'Come Fly With Me'?'

'Isn't that kind - playing mine and Henry's tune on hold!'

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

The Mobile Choir

B flat

Compay Segundo

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"It's not necessary that we agree on a radio station."

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Summer options for the young.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Piano Recital

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"