Tune Appreciator T-Shirts

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

You are my sunshine!

Fun (circa 1955)

Men dancing

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

Musician

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"There goes that creepy music again...

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Bob Dylan

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'