Tune Appreciator T-Shirts

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

You are my sunshine!

Fun (circa 1955)

Men dancing

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'I still love those classic solos from the 70s - but who has the time?'

Musician

"There goes that creepy music again...

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

Birdwatchers making each other playlists

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'

"Pianissimo! Pianissimo!"

Bob Dylan

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"We built this city on rock and roll which was a mistake."

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Randy Newman.

Regina Ilyinichna Spektor

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'