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"School would be more exciting with a sound track."

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Men dancing

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"Trust me, Brad, those comedy sound effects aren't a reflection of how this is going."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Musician

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

'I understand Sir. No, I didn't take that personally, Sir...Could you hold please?'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Gioacchino Antonio Rossini

'I know the legal process doesn't really work like it does on TV, but couldn't you at least have a sound track.'

"You're dragging the beat."

On July 9th 1983, Andres Segovia inexplicably began Duck walking through the Adagio section of Bach's suite for guitar.

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

'Another advantage is the humming and whirring, which is so much more plasant than chalk screeching on a blackboard.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

Busker falls on deaf ears as everyone has personal stereo,

'-and she gets headaches every time the doorbell plays our tune.'

Georg Frideric Handel

'I changed my status from LLC to LL Cool C.'

For the man who has everything: personal theme music.

"I know that pretty tune! You're the bloke who tinkles away in all those tv documentaries. Irritating!"

'Sorry, too middle of the road.'

John and Yoko

A patient plays the trumpet while in therapy.

'The best part is when the band starts playing again.'

Classical music on car commerical

"I can't get the Grease soundtrack out of my head."

Ennio Morricone