Musical Taste Appreciator T-Shirts

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Trump! The Musical

Baroque Peacock

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

You are my sunshine!

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Mozart's very good, but can't beat Rossini for sandbox activities.

Why do you direct the school musical, Mr. K? It's a privilege

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Mexican Serenade.

Bette Midler

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Men dancing

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Musician

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

"There goes that creepy music again...

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

Liza Minnelli

He's disappointed --- He came here because he thought the song went "New York, New York, it's an elephant town."

Elvis fans

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'