Music Appreciateur T-Shirts

"I love it when he plays Mobark and Barkhoven."

Mardi Gras

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Guitarist

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

Trump! The Musical

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Piano Recital

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

You are my sunshine!

Rap music

Hoodie Hang-out

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Freddie Mercury

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Chano Pozo,

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

Serenading

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Fossil record player.

Guitar Man.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."