Music Appreciation T-Shirts

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

They never even knew...

Frederic Chopin

Aaron Copland.

I am a bass/baritone/tenor.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Some Time In The 1820s. . .

"Push me, Dad. Mozart was pushed."

'I can't believe it. Wagner just must be better than he sounds!'

"Why do you call your photocopier 'Bob Marley'?"

'I 'ad that Robbie Williams blocke on the back of me flipper the other day...'

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

'Gee! I liked Muazk better than this laugh track!'

Holst and the Planet Suite.

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

"My mistake. It turns out Elvis was on Pluto the whole time."

Bach in five mins.

Hoodie Hang-out

Dance Dance Dance.

Mozart

Nick Cave.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Blue Note.

Amongst the Culturati.

"Wow, Gracie...you have a lot of music in you."

Nutcracker and the Sugar Plum Fairy

I love harmonica

I love Baroque Music

"My opinion about modern music? Man, I thought they stopped making music when the Beatles broke up!"

"Heer Von Beethoven! Da! Da! Da Daaaa!!!"

Life is a bowl of cherries. Used to be.

"I'd give that one a miss. It's reached the pyramid stage."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"You won't need those. The recital hall is parent-friendly – it was designed as one big dead spot!"

"Greatest Band?"