Musical Taste Appreciator Mugs

'Ask him if he knows anything by Andre Rieu.'

Trump! The Musical

Baroque Peacock

You are my sunshine!

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

Music Hall Dancers

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

Mexican Serenade.

Men dancing

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

"These songbirds every morning at five A.M. would be really annoying if they weren't so damn talented."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Pussycat says to Owl: 'This is rubbish, can we PLEASE do Ibiza next year?'

"You play that song once more and I'll break both your hands!"

Musician

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

'Everyone here likes a big band, right?'

"There goes that creepy music again...

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."

Liza Minnelli

"Tonight's performance has been canceled, because the star of our show has decided that musicals are stupid."

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

"Missed the musical. Downloaded the ringtone."

"Enough medical mumbo jumbo, just give it to me straight, Doc-will I ever be able to play piano again?"