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'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"So that's another show tune that sounds great on the accordion."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"What would you like to watch again?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Little Piano

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

"You definately have a musical ear"

Two musicians

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Predatory Pianos.

Permanent Annoying Logo TV.

B flat

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'