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'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Some enchanted evening you may see a stranger, you may see a stranger across a crowded room..."

"So that's another show tune that sounds great on the accordion."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"What would you like to watch again?"

"I'm so looking forward to the weekend, there's a show on: We're going to be pampered and they'll put lovely ribbons in our manes..."

Little Piano

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

Newborn sees his new father viewing him in hospital nursery thinks "Showtime.".

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"C'mon guys—birds gotta fly."

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

Yehudi Menuhin.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"It's a podcast about me and my buddy discussing movies, but the catch is we also sorta joke around."

"You'd better not be thinking about using that remote during my show!"

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"It's time."

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"A lullaby? Don't you know any tunes from Hamilton?"

'Before I start, my lawyer advised me to have you all sign this non-disclosure agreement...'

Predatory Pianos.

'You've take up the violin at 76? Must be hell for those living at 74 and 78...'