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'Are we nearly there yet?'

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

A souped up car...

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

'He's busy right now. I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear show tunes, classical or easy listening?'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

"I decided to invest in precious metals - I bought a new car."

Boom Box

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Trumpet

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

'So...do you have any parts for a Classically trained Shakespearian actor?'

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Yes to the burl-wood dash, no to the leather seats."

Pimp my cow.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

'This next song's about spreading risk in a volatile market by diversification.'

Predatory Pianos.

"What's up? It's been aeons since you last whistled 'Old Buttermilk Sky.' "

B flat