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Cheating Composer

A souped up car...

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

Sportsman and music

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Trumpet

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Composer.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

Pimp my cow.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Tuna's here John.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

Predatory Pianos.

Piano tuner with an assistant.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Composer

Music Technology