Tech-savvy Tune Wizard Gifts

Cheating Composer

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

A souped up car...

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

Sportsman and music

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

Goldilocks drives an audio tech insane.

'SSHHH, PIANOS. TWO GRANDS AND A BABY. ONE HAS THE LID UP AND THE OTHER ONE IS BARING ITS KEYS. BETTER GET THE CELLO.'

'Well,here's the answer to why your car has been running so rough in the mornings Mr.Tait...It's pregnant!'

Yehudi Menuhin.

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Trumpet

'Oh, that's out piano tuna.'

Piano-Tuning Bar

Tune Up Shop.

Piano tuning shop in desert - "Ok, so I'll do a bit more market research next time."

Composer.

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

Pimp my cow.

'Tuna's here John.'

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

The lame stuff you listen to (yes, you)

"Norm, the piano tuna is here!"

Predatory Pianos.

Concert Pianist "Almost finished."

Piano tuner with an assistant.

"It's an AI Beatles tribute act."

"Off hand, I'd say your bumpy ride is due to your tires, but just to be sure, I'll run a bunch of computer diagnostics."

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

Those microphones sound great

Composer

Music Technology