Tech-savvy Tune Lover Gifts

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

Mozart on a computer,

"The times – They have a changed."

Computer Music

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

Gramophone Headphone

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Requiem

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Composer.

Orchestra playing to working man.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Two musicians

"You definately have a musical ear"

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

Predatory Pianos.