Tech-savvy Tune Lover Pillows

"Did you know you can pay your bills and your dues online?"

Mozart on a computer,

Computer Music

"The times – They have a changed."

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking, and this is your captain siiinnngiiinnng."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Oooh...yes! I frickin' love this song too!"

'Thanks to the billion dollar engine, this keyboard can store up to 14 songs.'

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

"Good morning - your neighbours have asked me to come and tune your piano."

"Did I say Henny Youngmen? I meant to say Sergei Prokofiev."

'That's my dad. He does his best work in the bathroom.'

"I'm not building a nest this year—I want to focus on my music."

'Old blue-screen's back!'

'Frankly, I think his caroling was better before he launched a solo career.'

'Do you know the Lincolnshire poacher?'

Businessman sits below a chart showing falling music sales in notes.

"It's witless, repetitive, and irritating. It's great!"

Requiem

Gramophone Headphone

Cook in interview explaining she left her last post because her employee did not like her singing

"I was kind of hoping for 'new voices' who'd also sung before."

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

Composer.

'Sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my key'

Orchestra playing to working man.

"You definately have a musical ear"

'These digital organs have a unique sound.'

In an effort to lure a younger generation of sailors the sirens start using autotune.

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

Two musicians

"Was it you dad's idea to play 'taps' at our wedding?"

Pianist teleconferencing with a singer.

Predatory Pianos.