Tech-savvy Listener Gifts

'My job is being cut, I'm being replaced by a podcast,'

"Idolistentopodcastsatdoublespeed. How'dyouknow?"

"I've got my entire record collection on my phone. . ."

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Gen-Next Library

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

'There's nothing on.'

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

"Isn't there an app for this?"

Two Generations of Readers

"Dad's got a promotion. How can now mute middle management."

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

Page not found...

Downloads.

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Can't we handle this through more impersonal channels like text messaging?'

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"A virus ate my homework."

'Uh, yeah, the picture resolution is great.'

"Its's a beautiful day. Why don't you play outside?"

"I read the audio book."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

A man sitting in the grass reading