Tech-savvy Enthusiast Gifts

"If fishing wasn't bad enough, we now have to worry about phishing, too."

"These endless software updates are killing your joie de vivre."

'Trust you, Filkins, to harp on the ONE TINY FLAW in the online global infrastructure.' (Technology dependent on electricty)

'Aren't any of these interactive?'

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"

"When are you going to give in and buy a cell phone?"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Evolution.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

e-shoes

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."