Tech-savvy Enthusiasts Gifts

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

Technological Dependence.

"He says he's sure this isn't Wildwood. Did you put batteries in the GPS?"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."