Tech-savvy Enthusiasts Pillows

'He processed the words all by himself!'

"Ambitions... to become as knowledgeable as Grandad... excluding his level of computer skills."

"Roy and I weren't going to have children, but then we decided we need someone for tech support as we age."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

Technological Dependence.

"I neeeeeeed neeeeeeed neeeeeeed my iPhone!"

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'You know, you can do this all online now.'

'I'm pretty sure I have a Ph.D. I think one came bundled with my new computer.'

'It's one of our new technology rings, it allows you to download karats.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Foxhole - digging robot

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

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