Tech Aficionados Pillows

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"Not now, I'm reading about social media addiction."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Robot Mortuary

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

"Nothing beats the feel of the printed page."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."