Tech Aficionados Gifts

Human Resources...Cyborg Resources.

"And for an extra $5 per month, you'll be covered for bumping into things while staring at your phone."

A Mix of Actions Seen and Unseen

According to Elon Musk, time travel is possible. I can't wait to time-travel. Elon Musk said time travel is possible? Well, not in so many words. He said it's almost a certainty that we're living in a simulation being run by our descendants in the distant future. His reasoning makes sense. In just my lifetime, we went from "Pac-Man" to "The Sims," where Sims live, work, fall in love, have kids ... and in a few decades, the Sims will be artificially intelligent and they'll actually believe they'r

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"Not now, I'm reading about social media addiction."

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Robot Mortuary

"I googled to remember why I came into this room."

"This app encrypts verbal communications. My doctor's handwriting is all we need to encrypt everything else."

"After buying his 698th mobile device, his wife had him committed."

"I don't believe in science."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

"Nothing beats the feel of the printed page."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Claus 2.0

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'