Technology Enthusiasts Gifts

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'Will whoever has the doorbell ringtone please set your phone to vibrate?'

The first wireless information transmission.

'Ideas pre-Edison' and 'Ideas post-Edison'

"Playing 'Help' by the Beatles."

Men throwing themselves from office window "Wait guys, it was all a computer error"

"I want something that will make my kids notice me. Do you have anything that smells like a phone?"

Place Head in 3-D Printer: Wacko Idea #24 for short staffed agencies.

Communicate with the departed via the cloud.

'No cup holder?'

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Guns are fine,but you'll have to check all cell phones, pagers and laptops.'

"All right. You can keep it as long as you're on hold, but then you have to turn it in."

'I used to be a Guard-Dog, but now, they've installed CCTV cameras instead...'

Remote Island

If life is a game, why doesn't it come with batteries?

'We should be hibernating, not cybernating.'

Wife and 5 kids. All have cell phones.

Joe couldn't shake off Ruby... his elderly stalker.

"Walking while chewing gum is easy. But throwing in staying on top of your social media really kicks it up a notch."

'I suppose that it was inevitable.'

Spell-Check Bee

"When I was your age...we all thought we'd have flying cars by now."

'Can you remember before we went electric and we were all clockwork eels?'

Excess Baggage: Most taxi drivers have GPS in their cars, but will still get completely lost when you are the passage.

"Buy your own present twerp!"

'Turn off your mobile.'

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

“Okay, Cindy, don’t think of it as learning ... think of it as a software upgrade!”

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

"Hiding then... Hiding now..."

"I put my shirt on inside out and there's no tech support number on the tag!"

"Does God have his own Web site so I could e-mail my prayers to him?"

'...And there's the hands - it looks like - well, it looks like he's texting.'

The paperless office sign covered in post-it notes