Modern Technology Enthusiasts Gifts

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

What's an Imax cave?

The First Fire Stick

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

City Marathon.

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Man Reading Laptop.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Internet.

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

Magnet School. A "magnet school"? Won't that mess up the computers?

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

Do you ever wish you lived in a different era, Randy? It's safer to keep me where I am. Injecting my advanced virility into more primitive eras could have disastrous effects on the timeline. Well