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'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

'The check is in the email attachment.'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Gen-Next Library

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

City Marathon.

The First Fire Stick

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.

'With these video-phones, there's just too much documentation on all my promises.'

"No, this is NOT a beta-test!"

"Siri, find oxygen."

'Let us pray...'