Modern Technology Lover Gifts

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

'In the old days we strapped messages to a pigeon's leg - now the parrot speaks it...'

"My phone can be unlocked by facial recognition."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Current location

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Moon Lander

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"Welcome to the Museum of Science and Industry."

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'