Modern Technology Lover Gifts

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

'In the old days we strapped messages to a pigeon's leg - now the parrot speaks it...'

"My phone can be unlocked by facial recognition."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Bring out yer books!'

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Your Entire Life Delivered To Your Door!

Current location

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Moon Lander

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

"The official measure of an inch is three iPhones stacked on top of each other."