Modern Tech User Gifts

"I don't laugh all the way to the bank. I just check my balance online and cry at my computer."

"Still at 19%, how about you?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

The First Fire Stick

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

The Painting Channel

"I'm on the haywain."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'That's New.'

'Does it have a remote control?'

Don't fly and text.

Computer Add Ons.

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

"Hey, I'd recognize your squeaky, high-pitched voice anytime."