Modern Tech User Pillows

"I don't laugh all the way to the bank. I just check my balance online and cry at my computer."

"Still at 19%, how about you?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The First Fire Stick

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"So when do we go online?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"We'll always have Paris. I backed it up on a zip drive."

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"I'm on the haywain."

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'

The Painting Channel

"Would you please refrain from texting while I'm operating!"

TV Dinners, Now in High Definition.

Santa Claus uses drones to deliver presents on Christmas.

"Yeah, your drone is cool. But can you fly it upside down and cut the grass?"

'That's New.'

Don't fly and text.

'Does it have a remote control?'

'This place called Hell ... does it have a website address?'

"Susanna Explaining Broadband to the Elders."

Computer Add Ons.

Man is watching TV on his smartphone instead of the big screen TV in front of him.

Dog using MP3 player scowls at dog that's still listening to gramophone player.

"At least it's a technological improvement this time since it was not a baseball, but a drone."