Modern Technology Users Pillows

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

The First Fire Stick

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

"It says 'beware of robot dog.'"

Messenger of the gods in the digital age.

'No need to text me the answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

"The Internet puts the world at your finger tips."

"We now allow our employees to send their drones in to work for them. It saves them time and money on gas."

"So when do we go online?"

"Good grief, Bradbury! How long have you been working at home?"

"One day you'll thank me for embarrassing you in front of the entire Internet."

"It used to be that if you worried about unseen forces you were considered paranoid. Now you're a security expert."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'We now feel it's best that baby keeps her security blanket until she's old enough for a cell phone.'

The Painting Channel

"Darling, he's just said his first word."

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

'Sorry, Big Guy, We're downsizing, Here comes your replacement,'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

"This tribe doesn't live totally off the grid. They're selling T-shirts off their website, and they have a huge social media following."

"I'm on the haywain."

'You're grounded... not you, the drone.'

'No, no briefcase... FLATSCREEN.'