Smart Tech Users Pillows

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Man Reading Laptop.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The Re-Opening of Schools

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"Find out how Trump doesn't pay any taxes, and see if it can be done on my return."

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

1804: Early Social Networking

Narcissus 2020

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

Smartbriefcase

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."

"This little baby has Wi-fi, GPS, and bluetooth."

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."