Smart-tech Lover Pillows

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

The Selfie

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

'Bring out yer books!'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"The dangers of texting while walking #17"

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

Current location

Moon Lander

Halloween Selfie

A Cyber-Nerd Romance.

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

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See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.