Smart Tech Aficionado Pillows

"Quiet, they're talking."

Smartbriefcase

"What are you wearing, did your mum dress you?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

Digital Fomo!

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Keep on Truckin.

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

United Church of OMG

Canine Technology

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

The Final Selfie

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Our smart home must know how must clutter we have, because it took it upon itself to rent a dumpster."

'Yeah, my phone folds out into a TV tray.'

"The most obvious side-effect of having a chip implanted in my brain is a constant craving for onion dip."