Smart Tech Aficionado Prints

"Quiet, they're talking."

Smartbriefcase

"What are you wearing, did your mum dress you?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

Digital Fomo!

Cellphone Islands

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

Terry had a computer bug.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

'New Game'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Keep on Truckin.

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

United Church of OMG

"Turn on the news." "I will not comply." "My analysis of your viewing patterns has determined you will grow depressed after the lead story." "There is a 95% probability you will then gorge yourself on rocky road ice cream and then stay up all night googling elliptical machines and diet pills." "Who told you this?" "Both your refrigerator and your browser are gossipy."

Bot Art: After Andy Warhol

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

Canine Technology

"We've been cancelled."

The Final Selfie