Techy Lover Pillows

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The Selfie

'Bring out yer books!'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

"Wanna toss the ol' virtual pigskin?"

Online Dating

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

'From an aesthetic perspective, it has heart, beauty and intrigue, but is it a viable process design?'

"We broke up. I wanted a proprietary platform - she wanted open source."

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'It doesn't do anything, it's just a very pleasing shape!'

'The smart phone is amazing you can contact anybody in the world.'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

cuPad

Current location

Research and Development: 'We've finally done it. An actual cell phone!'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"Hiya, Beautiful! What's your access code?"

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"I take back everything bad I said about AI."