Technology Lovers Pillows

"Well, at least one of us passed the emoji eye exam..."

...Oh, you're also lost in the jungle?

RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

'Text your leader and tell him I'm here.'

"My name is Anne. You must ask a lot of questions, because you just said, 'Alexa, will you marry me?'"

"This 'stupidity detector' you sold me won't stop beeping."

Can't you just text me..?

"Hmmm. I'm gonna have to Google this."

"Sorry Mom, but I really need to take this call."

'Ooh....you've got a text message!'

Liptops in Stock.

'Remember the good old days when throwing virgins into a volcano wasn't done virtually?'

'Hi - how are you?'

Hoverboard Parents

"E.mail address?"

'NO, it DOESN'T come on DISC!'

'Plug the connector into your laptop to download a multimedia presentation of the roars of the sea.'

The Tragic Story of a Man With a Pace Maker and A Witch With a Microwave.

'We'd love to bring you the benefits of advanced technology, but I'm afraid we're only unskilled laborers looking for a job.'

"We named him XB32116 so we never forget the Wi-Fi password."

Just think, you'll go down in history as the first victim of technology.

No, YOU were supposed to bring the adapter. Charging station. E auto.

"We'd love to start a family, but we're going to wait until we have enough bandwidth."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Haircuts

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Gen-Next Library

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."