Technology Buffs Pillows

'Everybody's using 'em...'

"I've just ordered a chicken and an egg online...I wonder what'll come first...?"

Ruth and her new cordless telephone.

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"I wonder what our clients are doing out there."

Deer TV

A traffic jam on a road signposted to 'Progress'.

"Oh, Arnold Snivington e-mailed his lastest novel"

'In our day, we had to squeeze rubber balls on horns with our mouths to hear music.'

'Green technology?'

Man with watch displaying sunrise

'My dad just invented the wheel!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'In my day, we were not microchipped: We were branded!'

The Daily Planet: The Newspaper that listen to you.

'We used to be a nuclear family...now we're cellular.'

Man looking at a mausoleum in a cemetery that has been fitted with a satellite antenna

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

"Meet the author"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0