Smart Tech Users Mugs

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Man Reading Laptop.

"I don't think our smart home likes the color we painted it. It keeps spitting it out."

The Re-Opening of Schools

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

The secret thoughts of smart machines.

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."

'Do you ever communicate as a family by just speaking?'

"Yes, our dishwasher is a smart appliance. But, you still have to actually put the dishes in it."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Smart meter. Smarter meter

'I suppose it's just one of those things.'

"We worked out how to make the watch smaller, now we just need to figure out how to make it lighter!"

"When I was your age I used my beak."

"Our cars aren't just smart, they've got street smarts!"

"When you're done here can you look at my laptop?"

I'm a Smart-Cow!

"Find out how Trump doesn't pay any taxes, and see if it can be done on my return."

'... And in tech news, cue card holders are losing their jobs after being replaced with smartphone apps.'

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

'Don't even bother, pal. Looks like they're all taken.'

1804: Early Social Networking

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

Narcissus 2020

"The car is smart, but he's not. Apparently, he doesn't listen to it when it says it needs gas."

"You don't need to come in for any more check-ups . . . we can get most of your personal information off Facebook."

''Swiper's Wrist.' I'm prescribing 7 to 10 days of 'Cash Purchases only.'

"My 'smart' doll doesn't say much, but she sure is a good listener!"

Smartbriefcase

"Oh, he says he's a Mensa, but take away his smartphone and smartwatch and he's just another dumb jerk."

"Hold on. I've got a call on my other wrist..."