Technology User Mugs

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

Gen-Next Library

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

'Bring out yer books!'

"You really ought to cut down on your scream time."

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

City Marathon.

What's an Imax cave?

The Selfie

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

'Is this the new input device?'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Internet.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies