Technology User Gifts

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Evolution.

'I guess mother and baby are doing fine. She's already sending out selfies.'

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

City Marathon.

"Those new coffee drones are really starting to get on my nerves."

The Selfie

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

'Bring out yer books!'

"The following film has been formatted to fir the screen of the newer and more expensive television set."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Is this the new input device?'

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

Man Reading Laptop.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies