Computer User Gifts

'He expects so much from me but his data is flawed.'

'Is this the new input device?'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

'Downloading a white paper isn't just something that happens in the bathroom.'

Your hands are cold...

Lady on computer

Phil's mental notes were getting out of hand.

'This baby has lots of memory.'

'I'm too busy installing updates to figure out any practical application for them.'

'May I go home now?'

Dorian Gray's Computer Graphics.

'Jerry's a cryptic sort of guy,'

People in the office heeded the warning that sitting too long in front of a computer was bad for their health.

'We'll have Bubba here check to see if we've idiot-proofed your computer.'

'This baby is all natural and organic, so you don't need to suffer any techno anxieties.'

'We're storing our information in the cloud.'

Master Artists'Computer Graphics: 'Whistler's Computer.'

Mallards gone wild!

'I hear you've got repetitive strain injury.'

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

'What the heck is a USB Port?!' Suddenly it was Jeff Foxworthy who wasn't smarter than a fifth grader.

'Oh no. A Y1K virus.'

'Have you considered buying a new computer?'

'Is all you can say?' - 'No but that's all I think you'll understand.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

'Yes, Fluffy was a great dog and to honor her memory, we've decided to keep her name as part of our computer password.'

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

Out and In.

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'This is suppose to be progress.'

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'